Top 12 reasons why Brian Westbrook is considering the Rams

The ex-Eagles running back is making his final decision on his next address, and some scribes believe that he's going to the Midwest. As always, we've got the inside story on why he's considering the team...

12) What with their experience with QB Marc Bulger, knows that the team has all of the concussion scan equipment handy

11) It's better than having to go to DC and carry Donovan McNabb's water again

10) Seriously, if you have a history of concussion, it's a sound move to go to a division where no one actually hits anybody

9) He's pining for more time with AJ Feeley

8) Really wants to be the guy who takes advantage of Stephen Jackson's upcoming career-ending back injury

7) If he chooses the Rams, the worst cold-weather game he'll face is Denver in November, assuming that, like every other veteran on the team, he'll be taking off the last game of the year in Seattle

6) Somehow thinks that he'll be able to beat out Kenneth Darby, in that he has a pulse

5) Danny Amendola owes him money from last year's Eagles training camp, and this is the only way to collect

4) Pretty confident that he'll be the best WR on the roster, as well as the only guy able to pick up a blitzer

3) Wants to make sure that he doesn't have to work in January, or most of the fall for that matter

2) Figures it might be the best place to pad his stats and avoid the Canton debate

1) Unlike every other NFL team to date, they might pay him