Sunday, August 8, 2010

This Week's Top 10 NFL Summer Camp Takeaways

10) Jeremy Maclin and DeSean Jackson returned from being carted off, just in time to get Philly Fan off the ledge

9) Jeff Fisher kept making Kenny Britt's hip flexor problem worse by kicking him in the sensitive spot

8) The annual Darren McFadden Looks Great Propaganda Train left the station right on time

7) Derrick Mason suffered a bruised knee, gout, an enlarged prostate and cataracts

6) For the benefit of people in 40-team leagues, Tampa's rookie wideouts received some media attention

5) The Redskins announced that Albert Haynesworth will be out of shape and malingering at all three defensive line positions

4) Michael Jenkins suffered a shoulder injury that will cripple the Falcons, assuming that they can't find another utterly ordinary wideout

3) A.J. Feeley is still listed as the number one QB in St. Louis, because the Rams want Sam Bradford to get hurt in the second half of the season, rather than the first

2) Donald Driver signed an extension through 2012, or until he's 38, or 266 in NFL years

1) Jordan Palmer showed a national television audience that he's no Cooper Manning

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