Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Bow Down Before Us, Jor-Reader

Sharp-eyed reader(s) will notice some Technorati added to the right-hand column. It's all part of our vast plan to conquer Antarctica -- and after that, THE WORLD! -- with the FTT Media Empire.


Oh, and you can also now get our stuff on your feed-enabled home page, or maybe even in your e-mail inbox, because, as we all know, you're just too goddamned lazy to type in the URL or put us in your bookmarks. You make us sick, you know that? When I think of all of the time and money that your mother and I have wasted... wasted!... on you and your... well, anyway.

Try 'em, discover they don't work, complain to us, then tell your friends. (You don't have friends? Well, go out and get some, goddamit! It's a beautiful day outside! When I was your age...)

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